The first time I ran traceroute, everything stopped after going through a series of linode routers. I just ran it again and it is hanging outside. That will teach me to upgrade.
1 wireless_broadband_router (192.168.1.1) 3.569 ms 1.201 ms 1.106 ms
2 l100.lsanca-vfttp-99.verizon-gni.net (98.112.16.1) 2.571 ms 2.870 ms 2.395 ms
3 g102-0-0-0.lsanca-lcr-21.verizon-gni.net (100.41.132.0) 7.480 ms 7.415 ms 7.868 ms
4 * ae2-0.lax01-bb-rtr1.verizon-gni.net (130.81.209.254) 7.994 ms 7.177 ms
5 * 0.ae5.br1.lax15.alter.net (140.222.225.135) 9.005 ms *
6 ae6.edge1.losangeles9.level3.net (4.68.62.169) 7.109 ms
0.ae5.br1.lax15.alter.net (140.222.225.135) 11.985 ms 8.564 ms
7 * ae-4-90.edge5.dallas3.level3.net (4.69.145.209) 39.126 ms
ae-2-70.edge5.dallas3.level3.net (4.69.145.78) 37.182 ms
8 ae-4-90.edge5.dallas3.level3.net (4.69.145.209) 38.693 ms *
ae-2-70.edge5.dallas3.level3.net (4.69.145.78) 36.144 ms
9 ae4-bbr01.eq01.dal03.networklayer.com (4.59.32.38) 38.585 ms 39.723 ms 37.010 ms
10 po31.dsr02.dllstx3.networklayer.com (173.192.18.227) 41.152 ms
ae4-bbr01.eq01.dal03.networklayer.com (4.59.32.38) 36.889 ms 38.436 ms
11 po31.dsr02.dllstx3.networklayer.com (173.192.18.227) 40.474 ms 40.331 ms
po32.dsr02.dllstx2.networklayer.com (70.87.255.70) 39.171 ms
12 po2.car02.dllstx2.networklayer.com (70.87.254.86) 37.944 ms
po1.car02.dllstx2.networklayer.com (70.87.254.82) 37.113 ms
po32.dsr02.dllstx2.networklayer.com (70.87.255.70) 38.635 ms
13 po1.car01.dllstx2.networklayer.com (70.87.254.74) 36.403 ms * 40.367 ms
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