caker wrote:
Yes, it's 30 cron jobs inside the Linodes running slocate at the same time. I've been going through the distro templates to make [slocate|find] only run once a week.
While running only weekly will help us all, there will still be that weekly time that everything comes to a halt. Why don't you change the cron job a little to something like this, so that the start times of all the hogging processes are offset a little:
#!/bin/sh
# sleep some random time between 0 and 2 hours
sleep $((RANDOM %7200))
# cpu/mem/disk hogger process runs below