Guspaz wrote:
Nary a problem, on any Linux box at home or Linode. Then again, I don't purposefully run ancient kernels

I run all the latest, home and Linode. Even on the Linode kernel 3.4.2-linode44 I saw MySQL go max
CPU, same on my two home machines a desktop and a laptop, all running Ubuntu 12.04.
The only thing I can think of that was in common is that I was running something on Java on all 3. Why would _that_ impact MySQL? I read something about the JVM and MySQL both use a Linux thread thing called a futex. I don't program that low usually so I never used it.