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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:00 am 
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Got bored so I loaded TekTonic's website which was in my recent history (was actually gonna go with unixshell# for VPS before discovering Linode), and I noticed they offer web design, so I went to look at their source code (I tend to do this for web design sites to see how well the code is) for the current page I was on.

http://www.tektonic.net/resellers.php

Seems that page and the VPS page use that nice side table, however whomever coded it must have thought otherwise. I think if I were to go with them to design a website, I'd order the swear-free package ;) LOL

-Brian


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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:29 pm 
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You just made coca-cola shoot out of my nose. That is hilarious.


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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:31 pm 
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Oh that is just too funny! :)

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:33 pm 
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Do you suppose thats its a dreamweaver n00b or just a postal developer?


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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 12:37 am 
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Must be a Dreamweaver newbie. The postal developers seem to be much more professional.

http://www.usps.com/


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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:52 pm 
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very punny :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:02 pm 
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Pretty funny. :)

I didn't want to wade through raw HTML to see what it was, so the short-cut to see it more easily:

Code:
$ wget http://www.tektonic.net/resellers.php
$ grep '<\!--' resellers.php

I know, I'm lazy. ;)


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:18 pm 
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tronic wrote:
Pretty funny. :)

I didn't want to wade through raw HTML to see what it was, so the short-cut to see it more easily:

Code:
$ wget http://www.tektonic.net/resellers.php
$ grep '<\!--' resellers.php

I know, I'm lazy. ;)

This one's just as quick/lazy:

Code:
lynx --source http://www.tektonic.net/resellers.php | grep "<\!--"


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:53 pm 
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man that has nothing on the linux kernel lol

Quote:
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/mips/kernel/sysirix.c:/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc/kernel/head.S: * Sun people can't spell worth damn. "compatability" indeed.
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* fuck me plenty */
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S: * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc64/kernel/pci_common.c: * there must be a damn good reason for it.
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c: /* Why the fuck did they have to change this? */
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc64/lib/checksum.S: * are two fold. Firstly, they cannot pair with jack shit,
linux-2.6.11.9/arch/sparc64/mm/ultra.S: * in Microelectronics who refused to fix this shit.


just some examples :)

grep -R -E '(fuck|shit|damn)' * | less


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