Here's the best two I can recall...

(Best when recited with an Italian accent)
Q:Wanna get some pizza and f**k?
(obviously they say "no" at this point, or worse)
Q:What, you don't like pizza?

And my all time favorite/most effective:

Q: Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Simple. Effective. Right to the point.

Let the games begin.
-Chris

"Do you work for UPS? (when they say no say) oh because i noticed you were checking out my package"
or
"did you fart? because you just blew me away"

I would prefer to introduce myself and ask her if she would like to have a coffee with me someday. You know, treating her with respect and not like a peace of meat.

I agree with you antelope. However every once in a while I could go for a nice juicy piece of meat. Guess it all depends what you are in the mood for.

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theres always a critic i believe he put that post up as a joke.

maybe you could then take her home in your saab to your swish apartment by the riverside

I ask her what Flavor (Falvour? [hehe]) she prefers.