As mentioned on the IRC channel, linode is so awesome I think there should be an extra you can add to your account that sends them a cake.

Can we get this added please? kthx.

And while we're at it, what's the linode anniversary?

Well....do you want caker fixing machines that fail or baking cakes......I know it is tempting to tell him to get in the kitchen and bake you a cake but I'd rather have my node up.....

I for one would like to find out if the boss lives up to his namesake

Nonono, you've got it wrong. I don't want to pay caker to make a cake, I want to send him money to *buy* a cake. Probably on June 16th, linode's anniversary.

I figured some people might be so ecstatic with the super quality of linode's service that they feel the same way... hence the feature request.

Surely there are shops in Absecon that sell cakes.

So when's this SLA clause going to be activated?

"If you're linode fails 99.9% uptime, you will be sent a free cake at the end of the month."

Since the cake is a lie, does that mean we're going to have > 99.9% SLA?